i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
(via tomdefaggot)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
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do she got
shiduuuuuuu
I’m so done with tumblr
(via admire-my-persistence)
